Blog Week #3: Bloopers

Funny/embarrassing moments thanks to my diabetes:

• During an excruciatingly boring meeting, my insulin pump fell out of my pocket and banged on the chair leg. The entire room jolted upright and later said they were glad for the distraction because everyone was dozing off. 
• When my pump was hidden in my cleavage and notified me that my blood sugar was low by buzzing and lighting up, someone said "Why are your boobs glowing?"
• Saying "I'm high" and having someone take it the wrong way.
• The many times I've had to explain that my insulin pump is not a pager/phone/iPod.
• Or better yet, having my friends jump in with something like "she's a robot" or "yeah, it's a pager since this is 1995"